(via king-in-yellow)

Source: bedofcaos

madoka-daily:

sassy-little-wigglytuff:

BUT HE WAS STILL HUNGRY

I

madoka-daily:

sassy-little-wigglytuff:

BUT HE WAS STILL HUNGRY

I

(via i-am-the-kraken-of-the-sea)

Source: pettypanda

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

My brother did something like this once at a biker dive. He put the longest Metallica song they had in the jukebox on repeat over and over and over.

(via enenkay)

Source: timetoputonashow

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My friend has the most comfortable bed in the world and I am cramming the entire thing into my car in the morning.

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Arschgeige hasn’t been looking too hot lately. I’ve always had a hard time keeping tanks nice and foggy during the winter, and he was hiding far too much and not coming out. In addition, with the kittens I was only feeding him worms, since the kittens got into the crickets too much.

Last night Arsch peeked his head out for a few minutes before I left for work and he was looking far too skinny for my taste. I ramped up the humidity on the fogger and dumped what few crickets I had in the tank before going to work.

This morning I picked up a fresh tub of worms, a new soaking box, and pedialyte. I came home and fished him out and he ate two of the fattest worms I think I’ve ever seen. I’m pretty thrilled.

I think I’m still going to give him some of the Pedialyte with his soak anyway before putting him back for the day, but maybe the electrolytes and some additional calcium will have him feeling better again.

Phew.

theboneherald:

Much Mucha Mucha!!!!

Source: theladyfromthepast

otakuman-san:

Woolcub - Black Sheep Pokemon - Fairy type

Howoolf - Big Wolf Pokemon - Fairy/Dark type

A fake sheep Pokemon and its evolution, using ” A wolf in sheep’s clothing” as a theme…

(via assbaka)

Source: otakuman-san

assbaka:

i love u richard simmons

assbaka:

i love u richard simmons

(via king-in-yellow)

Source: dorites

  • child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
  • me: You lose your baby teeth
  • child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
  • me: they fall out
  • child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
  • me:
  • child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: you keep the same eyes all your life
  • child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
Source: attackonkawaii

elizabethplaid:

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

This caption made me nearly choke on my breakfast. Congratulations.

elizabethplaid:

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

This caption made me nearly choke on my breakfast. Congratulations.

(via retrogradeworks)

Source: okadas